wah.. quite long nvr post le.. whole weekend nvr come online.. =.=" haizZz.. still got some misunderstandings i ought to clear.. coz abt some stuff.. they juz make assumptions.. didnt even ask me my reasons.. wad if i asked da same ques on them?.. i bet they'll feel like so maligned.. haizZz.. sch reopen already.. so sianzZz.. nxt nxt wk got oral mock.. haizZz.. eng sure no prob.. but chinese.. eh.. abit cannot make it la.. haizZz.. =.=" btw.. i juz discovered a new element.. LoLx.. take a look at my discovery ya.. enjoy.. =P
Element : WOMEN
Symbol : WO+
Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg;
isotopesmay vary from 40-200 kg.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a propertreatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and arange of precious stones and absorbs greatquantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without priorwarning and for unknown cause
3. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatlyincreases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agentknown to man.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink whenhappy.
2. Turns green when placed behind a betterspecimen.
POTENTIAL HAZARD
illegal to possess more than one, althoughseveral can be maintained at differentlocations as long as specimens do not comein direct contact with each other.
!! WARNING !!
PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THISELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIALHEMORRHAGING AND MENTAL DISTRESS.BE CAUTIOUS.
cool rite.. heh heh..
[v].:*together 4eva*:.[v]
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