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Looking on the BRIGHT SIDE of the HAZE

1. Students can blame their poor exam results on physical ailments caused by the haze.

2. Singapore smokers can feel less lonely, as the whole island is now exposed to lung cancer together with them.

3. The haze provides a great reason to stay indoors and play Xbox instead of going jogging or mowing the grass or doing any other chores.

4. Our medical sector will see increased revenues due to the rise in MCs.

5. The haze can reduce gang violence, 'cos now when a samseng asks you, "Kuah si mi?", you can respond coolly, "Kuah haze lor."

6. The haze can provide an opportunity to try out new pick-up lines, eg "Your beauty shone at me through the haze."

7. The haze provides a great smoke-screen for other bilateral issues.

8. It provides the best explanation why Singaporeans are so "blur".

kop-ed from 8Days. =))

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