484.

DAMN I GOT FLU! I was sneezing through out e whole of math paper. MY GOODNESS! I'm so pissed off now. I so screwed my math paper! I was basically cursing n swearing during e last hour of e paper. Whenever i got stuck with a ques or whenever i feel like sneezing i'll jus go "****!". Dont know why i'm so vulgar now-a-days but i'm trying to control. At least i dont say it out loud.

Econs paper was quite alright though, e case study was kinda gone but my essay was fine. Tts what i think. LOL.

2 DOWN! 2 to GO! My goodness, SHOO FLU SHOO!

Something to crack up ur brain. MUAHAHAHA.

"Is Hell Exothermic (gives off Heat) or Endothermic (absorbs Heat)?"

If someone actually asks you this question "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs Heat)?" what would you answer? The question was actually given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one of the student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the internet, which is if course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some varant.

One student. however, wrote the following.

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of the religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number if souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives 2 possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the Temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expandin at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before i sleep with you," and take into account the face hat i slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus i am sure that hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. the corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore , exinct.. leaving only heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting"oh my God!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

v("P) vena