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Blogger is screwed. Everything's screwed. Hur hur. NOW I RULE THE WORLD!

Cracking up.

I know i've been denying for the whole of my life that i got chubby cheeks. YES I HAVE CHUBBY CHEEKS! I CONFESS!

Go on. Laugh at me. Everyone just want to sueeze my cheeks like how evil BK does.


Had dinner with my relatives just now. We went to Zui Fairprice Live Seafood at thomson. I went there when they first started up and i didnt like the place at all. Food sucks, price sucks. Then when my cousin told me that we were going there, i was like shit man WHY! My mum tried consoling me that it'll be alright cause they've settled down so the food should be okay by now. BUT NO! My goodness. One of my worse dining experience ever! Food sucks and price still suck. I ordered WARM soya bean and COLD barley and the waiter gave me WARM barley and COLD soya bean. BEST! Nevermind, he changed it for me. I drank half of my soya bean and a few minutes later. I stir my soya and realised that its abit THICK then i tried the drink. OMG! It became SOYA YOGURT or something! First time encountering such SHIT. My tummy is hurting now. DAMN! I think they placed some fast DECOMPOSITION FERMENTING POWDER in it! GROSS! ARGH! I just recovered from DIARRHEA! FUCK!

*Goes to toilet and SHIT

Okay back to my rantings. Dessert came after MUCH DELAY. We thought it'll be okay cause its my favourite Almond Paste. It smelt nice when it came but when all of us tasted it, we just shoved it aside. It tasted like FREAKING WATER WITH STARCH! When we asked for the bill my cousin requested for the manager. When the manager came we complained about the DESSERT ONLY! And the manager was some CHINA guy. I'm sorry but i'm very against CHINA people. I know i'm stereotyping but what the hell! When he gave my cousin the bill he gave him this 10DOLLAR VOUCHER! WHO THE HELL WANTS A FREAKING VOUCHER! We are NOT, i repeat NOT COMING BACK ANYMORE! And its only 10DOLLARS! So STINGY! Our bill was 266BUCKS! Might as well give us a 20% discount or something. BLOODY HELL! Brainless people.

DONT EVER GO THERE! MINUS MINUS 500STARS!

Me and my brother went to ICEKIMO for some DESSERT since we didnt had any. The icecream there is NICE! I had the durian and my bro had nutella. MY GOODNESS! NICE NICE NICE!

ICEKIMO! Click on the name to go to the official webbie!


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