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8 Days did this Annoying List for last week's issue and OMG it's so fucking funny and true! Just want to share a few of the things on the list that annoys the hell out of me as well.

1. People who don't respond to emails or SMSes. Not even a peep. Are you on the Witness Protection Programme? Or should we turn on the Batman signal light?

2. Drivers who insist on using high beam. Are you afraid of the dark or trying to signal the Martians to invade?

7. Wimpy vampires. Sorry but Edward Cullen is a big time WUSS. He's a needy, passive aggressive, sparkling little git - and gives vampires a bad name. So quit moping, get out and meet more people. He's supposed to be cool, but instead, he's become an easy target for ridicule. Dude, you get to live forever - embrace it. Then again, when you choose to hang out with an Emo chick, it's no wonder you're miserable. Try dating Tina Fey.

13. Justin Bieber. Bryan Adams, you're forgiven; come back, please.

14. Waiters with bad breath or body odour. You lose your appetite before the food arrives.

15. Restaurants which charge customer for water. There's a Chinese restaurant at Novena Square 2 which charges 80cents for water. If the restaurants levies service charge, water should be free. Are your taps made of gold?

21. People who stop dead in their tracks after stepping off the escalator debating where to go next. Is that a 'kick me' sign we see pasted on your back?

25. People whose Facebook / Twitter status updates are always depressing. Go see a therapist and save us all the pain.

33. Hongkong models with 'baby' in their names. There's Angelababy, E-cup Baby (we kid you not), and one just called Baby. How about Bye-Bye Baby?

37. Hipsters who think the DSLR camera is the coolest accessory to hang around your neck. Who needs necklaces? Photography skills not required.

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